[x] You have screamed at an inanimate object for “hurting” you. (If you count comments of 'it bit me!' << >> )
[x] You have run into a glass/screen door. (When I was little.. Sun/Shade were juuuust right and I was more occupied with petting a puppy X3; )
[x] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle. (When I was little, yes. I got the family car out of park somehow and it started creeping backwards, so I just hopped out and yell for Mom "MOOOM! THE CAR IS MOVING!!" )
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks. (Yes XD)
[x] You have run into a tree/bush. (On a Bike, no less! )
[x] You have been called a blond. (Mostly by my sis, who's actual hair color is a dark blonde )

TOTAL: 6

[x] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow. (My cusins comes up with the weirdest little facts o.o)
[ ] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[X] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same melody. ( Well how about that...)
[x] You just sang them to make sure. (They really do!)
[x] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.(And landed, quite a number of times, totally unharmed. Once I did that and landed as if I was intentionally sitting down by the curb. o.o)
[ ] You have choked on your own spit.

TOTAL: 4

[ ] You have seen the Matrix and still don’t get it.
[x] You type with three fingers or less. (Don't need both hands to type 'ok' O.o
[ ] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
[ ] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
[ ] You have caught yourself drooling.

TOTAL: 1

[x] You have fallen asleep in class.
[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.(Especially if I'm really hyped up.)
[x] People often shake their heads and walk away from you.(Heeey, where ya goin? D: )
[x] You are often told to use your ‘inside voice’.(If a group of strangers, one wouldn't know I even had a loud voice Secret Weapon FTW!)

TOTAL: 5

[x] You use your fingers to do simple math.
[x] You have eaten a bug accidentally. (A Maggot, actually. O.o Meal Moths got into my Grandma's cherrios when I was little, and I didn't know it, cause I'd never seen a maggot before then, so I poor'd myself a bowl and took it outside with the box and had a few bites, didn't even notice the maggots until the wind tipped the box over and the cereal spilled and all the sudden the cheerios are MOVING. I swear, I can't eat plain cheerios anymore cause of that. o.o )
[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important. (NANO Ideas should already be in place by now... << >> ))
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it. (Used to do it all the time when I was little, cause I cut the tags off my shirts and when I chose a solid colored one I just never checked for the little stub from the tag.)
[x] You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.(Guilty )

TOTAL: 5

[ ] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't.
[x] You break a lot of things.(Not intentionally at least << >> )
[x] You tilt your head when you’re confused.
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before. ((In Class! x.x; )
[x] When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.(Hey, it's something to do when trying to sleep O.o )
[x] The word “um” is used frequently.
[ ] You don’t know what “um” means.
[x] You say “what” and “huh” a lot.
[x] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.(*hiss*)

TOTAL: 7

GRAND TOTAL: 27

NOW, take your total, and multiply it by 4.
and re-post as: I am ___% Mentally ill.